Sunday, April 25th, 2010 at
10:14 am
I need a good laugh. I’ll share mine, you share yours!
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
(Believe it or not, these jokes were provided in a government office, where the boss is a lawyer!)
Don’t take it personal, either. My hubby is planning to go to law school when he’s done with his Bachelors.
If you don’t know any good lawyer jokes, feel free to share your favorite joke. Or just post to say you thought it was funny and get 2 quick points!
Win-Win situation here! :o)
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